There’s a girl been chasing me
I kind of like the way she speeds
don't look to me like she cares a whole lot
bout the curb she just rolled over
even with the grass a spittin'
it's torn soul across her windshield
makes her look like an outlaw
that kind that makes me wanna squeal
saw her last time i went to the pub
this time she sat even closer
now she's snuffin’ on my exhaust
right through her radiator
good luck and bad luck
it's all luck I've done gone and had
don't make much of a difference
sept the headlights in my rear sights
now she's crying out her window
yellin' "baby please don't go so fast!"
I look her straight through my sights
and put my foot on the gas
at first she was nice and shy
even blushed when I called her pretty
when she reached her hand on my leg
I enjoyed the dear lady's touch
then she moved a little higher
said "it feels like you're mighty thick"
I don't quite know what turned me on
but she soon moved to my richard
good luck and bad luck
it's all luck I've done gone and had
don't make much of a difference
sept the headlights in my rear sights
you see at first how it was so simple
she got right to the point and had her fun
wrapped her mouth around my
then when I came to I seen
I found that she had found her spot
on my dresser where my money went
didn't look right and she didn't quite fit
that's when I decided to up and split
exhaust in her face, and I got a taste
for a fast high speed chase
cusin’ and a brakin’ and a squealin’ and a flyin’
and me on my way the hell outa here!
